A message from your friendly neighborhood promoter:
“Hello everyone! So we are down to the last few remaining ULTRA VIP concert tickets that need to be sold. And since this is Black Friday, whoever buys the very next ULTRA VIP ticket will get ONE FREE ULTRA VIP TICKET to give to whoever they want! Our goal is to sell all the remaining tickets by the end of the day today, or at the latest this weekend. So order fast and you’ll be able to score a FREE ULTRA VIP ticket for NECRONOMIDOL’s after Whisky A Go Go show! Come celebrate with the queens of darkness themselves on December 15th! Tickets can be purchased below.”
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OK NECRONOMIDOL fans, go get those last few tickets.